Trucking/logistics company names can often be amusing from this angle
Flashback to the time I got a giggle out of a truck with TRANS BOYS emblazoned on the side in giant letters
I'm still trying to figure out why they're mad about cathode ray tubes and the Bureau of Land Management
Fun Fact - The top of that dashboard was so deep and wide you could comfortably stow two 14" pizza boxes on top of it, due to the sheer length of that windshield.
At the time I felt lame driving my parents van as a teenager but nowadays I look back on the times we packed in like sardines and used it as a Party Wagon with a lot of fondness.
It's not tacticool enough.
It's not big enough.
It's shaped to push people it runs over over the bumper instead of under it.
IT HAS TRANS IN THE NAME
Looks like the Johnny cabs from Total Recall.
Put a robot Don Knotts in there and I'd happily drive it until the engine falls out.
Given the number of anti-natalists I've seen on this website, I'm surprised we aren't seeing more Radlibs lose their shit over a Crotch Spawn Wagon.
Fuck it, someone sell me one of these for my bands gear
I always thought it looked like a Star Trek shuttlecraft.
In hindsight, I regret making fun of minivan owners because I think they all ran out and bought Suburban Assault Vehicles (SUVs).
it is the Cadillac of minivans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIKZBRGSii0
