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      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        We can do some wacky relativity hijinx by having people take turns flying at relativistic speeds so the other party ages faster.

        "Why your honor, how could I be younger than my partner when I am clearly 55 and they are a mere 23."

        And then they charge the other person, have them age up and then they can't book ya for double jeopardy.

        It's the perfect plan

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Not if you beat the system by having sex with somebody exactly the same age as you and both got to jail

    • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      Births are recorded to the minute. Roughly 538 babies are born every minute. Dating sites consist of each user only being able to view from this list. The list only gets smaller over time. But it is the only way for two people to not be involved with someone younger.

      Nathan Bronze has a forever copyright on the number and NATO enforces this harshly. Russia has developed technology to access the site bypassing the paywall because due to local laws same-sex relationships are illegal so their site is 269 reflecting half of the Bronze number. Worldwide people giggle softly to themselves as the only libre options for relations are “to sixty nine”.