"Middle Managers: The Superheroes of the Office Water Cooler Chatter"
"Capitalism: Where the Invisible Hand and the Snack Machine Coincide"
"Austrian Economics: Unraveling the Mysteries of Schnitzel Supply and Demand"
"Sweatshop Swag: Unveiling the Hottest Fashion Trends from Around the Globe"
"From Cubicle to Catwalk: How Middle Managers are Revolutionizing Office Fashion"
"Capitalism: Where the Invisible Hand and the Snack Machine Coincide"
If this was a real article it would have been made in a lab to piss me off specifically. If Capitalism is so rational and efficient WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY FLAMING HOT CHEETOS IN THE GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE?
ask it to pretend you love middle managers, treats, and third world sweatshops, but despise human beings.
here's what I got with some tweaks to the prompt:
If this was a real article it would have been made in a lab to piss me off specifically. If Capitalism is so rational and efficient WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY FLAMING HOT CHEETOS IN THE GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE?