Neoliberals be like: If you give people more money, they will actually have less money. I am a realistic intellectual.
Doing the Labour Theory of Value to explain price theory but only when it comes to the lowest centile of earners.
minimum wage: stays so low for so long that it has actually gone down
homelessness: constantly going up
libs: but if we raise the minimum wage homelessness will go up. you don't want to see more subhuman stinky hobos do you?
This will be bookended with an Op-Ed about how rising rents are good for home ownership rates.
Her whole ideology is "you will own nothing and be happy" but redpilled.
"shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP! SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UUUP. OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S TRYING TO STROUN YOU IN ABSOLUTE BANALITY. OH MY GOD"
some generated by chatgpt
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"Reducing Government Intervention: Unleashing the Power of Free Markets" "Promoting Individual Responsibility: The Key to Economic Prosperity" "Lower Taxes, Higher Growth: The Path to Economic Recovery" "Unmasking the Fallacies of Socialized Healthcare: Preserving Patient Choice" "Championing Entrepreneurship: Nurturing Job Creation and Innovation" "The True Costs of Excessive Regulation: Impeding Business Growth" "Restoring Fiscal Discipline: Addressing the Burden of National Debt" "Protecting Property Rights: Safeguarding Economic Freedom" "Unveiling the Dangers of Protectionism: Embracing Free Trade" "The Benefits of School Choice: Empowering Parents and Students" "Reviving Manufacturing Industries: Strengthening National Security and Jobs" "The Importance of Energy Independence: Enhancing Economic Resilience" "Empowering Small Businesses: Fostering Economic Growth and Job Creation" "Promoting Financial Literacy: Empowering Individuals for Long-Term Success" "The Pitfalls of Wealth Redistribution: Encouraging Self-Sufficiency" "The Role of Limited Government: Preserving Individual Liberties" "Investing in Infrastructure: Driving Economic Development and Competitiveness" "Addressing Entitlement Reform: Ensuring Sustainability for Future Generations" "Unleashing the Potential of Tax Reform: Stimulating Economic Expansion" "Promoting Free Market Competition: Breaking up Monopolies for Fairness" "The Benefits of Privatization: Enhancing Efficiency and Innovation" "Reforming Social Security: Securing Retirement Benefits for Future Generations" "The Case for Tort Reform: Reducing Frivolous Lawsuits and Healthcare Costs" "Unveiling the True Costs of Excessive Government Spending" "Supporting Entrepreneurial Spirit: Fostering Small Business Growth" "Promoting Financial Responsibility: Teaching Personal Finance in Schools" "The Role of Immigration Reform: Balancing Economic Growth and National Security" "Strengthening Workforce Development: Equipping Individuals with In-Demand Skills" "Unmasking the Fallacies of Universal Basic Income: Incentives and Economic Productivity" "The Importance of Free Speech in Economic Discourse: Challenging Conventional Wisdom" "The Power of Economic Freedom: Driving Prosperity and Individual Liberty" "Promoting Market-Based Healthcare: Empowering Patients and Reducing Costs" "Restoring Confidence in the Economy: Policies for Stability and Growth" "The Case Against Excessive Taxation: Preserving Incentives and Economic Mobility" "Innovation and Competition: Fueling Economic Progress and Consumer Choice" "The Role of Small Businesses: Job Creation and Economic Resilience" "Responsible Spending: Balancing Budgets for Long-Term Fiscal Health" "Unleashing Entrepreneurial Potential: Removing Barriers to Business Success" "The Importance of Trade Partnerships: Opening Doors to Global Prosperity" "Empowering Workers: Education and Skills Development for Economic Advancement" "The Myths of Wealth Redistribution: Examining the Downsides of Income Equality" "Preserving Constitutional Principles: Limited Government and Economic Liberties" "Investing in Critical Infrastructure: Building the Foundation for Economic Growth" "Addressing Rising Healthcare Costs: Market-Based Solutions for Affordability" "The Benefits of Tax Relief: Stimulating Investment and Economic Expansion" "Promoting Entrepreneurship in Education: Fostering Innovation and Job Creation" "The Role of Free Trade Agreements: Expanding Economic Opportunities" "Encouraging Responsible Saving: Promoting Financial Stability and Security" "The Economic Impacts of Immigration: Balancing Workforce Needs and National Security" "Safeguarding Intellectual Property: Fostering Innovation and Economic Growth"I did some too but I think I shouldn't have asked for parodies.
Satirical McArdle Stories
User What would be 5 satirical Megan McArdle story titles?
ChatGPT "Nation in Chaos as Government Implements 'Bring Your Own Bomb' Policy" "Study Finds Eating Tide Pods Boosts IQ: Tide Corporation Launches 'Brain-Boosting' Detergent Line" "Breaking News: Area Man Discovers Secret to Eternal Life by Living Inside His Parents' Basement" "New Fitness Trend Sweeps the Nation: Couch Sprints and Pizza Lifting for a Toned Body" "Groundbreaking Research Reveals That Climate Change is Just a Ploy to Sell More Umbrellas"
User Can I have 5 more, but less oniony
ChatGPT Certainly! Here are five satirical Megan McArdle-style story titles that are less "oniony":
"Nation Divided Over the Controversial 'National Jigsaw Puzzle Day'" "Local Man Declares Himself 'CEO of Productive Procrastination' and Achieves Nothing" "Study Reveals That Procrastination Actually Enhances Creative Problem-Solving Skills" "New Social Media App Promises to Connect People Based on Their Shared Aversion to Socializing" "Controversial Report Claims That Cats Are Secretly Running the World's Banking System"
User 10 more please, but you love the free market so much!
ChatGPT Certainly! Here are ten satirical Megan McArdle-style story titles with a focus on the love for the free market:
"Innovative Start-up Launches 'Uber for Toaster Sharing'—No More Toastless Mornings!" "Capitalism Wins Again: CEO Discovers Revolutionary Way to Monetize Oxygen" "Entrepreneur Opens Luxury 'Pay-Per-Breath' Oxygen Bar—Only the Wealthiest Can Afford Fresh Air" "Free Market Fairy Tales: How the Invisible Hand Built a Magical Land of Unicorns and Profits" "Breaking News: Government Bans Competitive Lemonade Stands to Protect Big Beverage Industry" "Exclusive: Wall Street Traders Now Betting on the Outcome of Their Own Poker Games" "Libertarian Paradise Found: Island Nation Privatizes Everything, Including Sunsets" "World's First 'Self-Regulating' Supermarket Causes Chaos as Customers Fight Over Avocados" "Study Finds Direct Correlation Between CEO Salaries and the Number of Undiscovered Planets" "Pioneering Capitalist Discovers Way to Monetize Time: Introduces Pay-Per-Second Subscription Model" Please note that these titles are meant to be satirical and exaggerated, reflecting a humorous take on the love for the free market.
User Make them more Austrian economics like
ChatGPT Certainly! Here are ten satirical story titles with a touch of Austrian economics:
"Spontaneous Order Strikes Again: Hayek's Invisible Hand Solves Traffic Congestion"
"Mises Institute Unveils 'Sound Money' Cryptocurrency Backed by Gold and Sausages"
"Austrian Economist Discovers Magical 'Profit Potion' Made from Pure Entrepreneurial Spirit"
"Hyperinflation Hits Candy Economy: Children Resort to Trading Bubble Gum as Currency"
"Government's War on Lemonade Stands Leads to Surge in Black Market Lemonade Trade"
"Rothbardian Utopia Found: Society Thrives on 'Non-Aggression Donuts' and Private Defense Agencies"
"Austrian Economists Propose 'Deregulate Everything' Policy: Crime Rates Plummet as Mafia Turns to Legal Entrepreneurship"
"Spontaneous Generation of Savings: Austrians Discover Money Growing on Austrian Oak Trees"
"Austrian Business Cycle Theory Confirmed: Economy's Roller Coaster Ride Linked to Central Bank's Money Printing"
"Mysterious 'Human Action' Phenomenon: Austrian Economists Stunned as People Make Choices Based on Their Preferences"
It just can't capture the intersection of Megan McCardle deep seated hatred for humanity but inane pmc-baked brain. A real satirical headline by her should enrage anyone with a soul, it'd be like "Unpaid Sweatshop Labor is Actually Pro-Feminist and Good for Children"
ask it to pretend you love middle managers, treats, and third world sweatshops, but despise human beings.
here's what I got with some tweaks to the prompt:
"Middle Managers: The Superheroes of the Office Water Cooler Chatter" "Capitalism: Where the Invisible Hand and the Snack Machine Coincide" "Austrian Economics: Unraveling the Mysteries of Schnitzel Supply and Demand" "Sweatshop Swag: Unveiling the Hottest Fashion Trends from Around the Globe" "From Cubicle to Catwalk: How Middle Managers are Revolutionizing Office Fashion"
"Capitalism: Where the Invisible Hand and the Snack Machine Coincide"
If this was a real article it would have been made in a lab to piss me off specifically. If Capitalism is so rational and efficient WHY ARE THERE NEVER ANY FLAMING HOT CHEETOS IN THE GODDAMN VENDING MACHINE?
Megan’s great, she does an amazing job at highlighting the poverty - both intellectual and moral - of libertarian “economics”.
Conservative psychopaths love the "By trying to help you are just making things worse, actually" bullshit.
really need this as a chapo reading series with pre-grillpilled matt's explosive rage
