: "I am a proud machiavellian, I should do whatever I want and who cares if anyone gets hurt in the process? Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs!"

: "Who cares if free meals is one of the cheapest ways to drop truancy rates? It's funded by the T-word (don't ask why I fully support subsidizing porky tho)! Poors need to die in famines for honor!"