It always makes me laugh that the hogs refuse to accept Trump is campy. When he's doing that odd left-right little dance shuffle with his hands in fists - the hogs must look away and imagine him bench pressing 500 pounds so they can erase the reality he looks like somebody's senile nana trying to be a girl again.
ignoring the Elton blaring over the loudspeakers and feverishly opening up GIMP on my laptop so I can doctor my Big Wet Father into a civil war officer's epaulets and pretend he once personally led a cavalry charge
Wait how many of these old fucks were around when Elvis was big?
When your prophet likes something - you like it too even if you're just pretending.
Bet they only like Elvis because "Can't help falling in love" was played at their prom. To which I say
I don't know about that Elvis was a legitimately talented musician I think he's popular because his music was good
yeah but so did literally every other white musician.
Elvis grew up in a trailer park it's not like he's Taylor Swift who's dad owned the record company that gave her a shot
We love Elvis don't we folks, the hip swinging, the anti-drugs crusader!
Mr. Trump said that he had been taken aback when Mr. DeSantis later declined to say whether he might challenge him for the Republican nomination, using an expletive to refer to the Florida governor.
I want to know what he called him.
My money is on "fuck" something. I know it's not fuckstick but a man can dream.
Ninja edit
"Crackhead" apparently.
I fucking hate CSPAN. What a fucking awful website.
I searched the text for
"begged me". The text is from closed captioning and it was all caps so I changed it to all lowercase.Donald Trump Delivers Remarks at Turning Point Action Conference | C-SPAN.org
i got him elected. he was dead. he was losing by a massive margin. it was over. he had no money. he came to see me. he begged me to endorse him. i said if i am abraham lincoln and washington together, we gave you an endorsement, you would not win. he said they love you in florida. if you endorse me, you will win. i would see him on television a little bit. i said let's give it a shot. he went up like a rocketship. he ended up winning the primary. very shortly thereafter. in a landslide. then he went against the guy was a crackhead.
at the time they thought he was the next great president. a handsome guy. he was going to be president. this was not a good representative. he was a handsome guy. everything was good. they were going to have a great future.
Do you think they leave everything in all caps because their audience's failing eye sight needs it that way.
I am mystified by any video using all caps. All caps as text is already awful. But all caps in video is the devil. I guess CSPAN (etc) puts stuff in all caps because if they did the sane thing and used all lowercase - people would complain about the "lack of proper capitalization". This is the sort of mundane, entirely unsexy shit AI should be fixing.
I love proper capitalization but I want to watch something in all caps - there are only two routes for me. If I can't change the text - I won't watch. And If I can fix it to lowercase - I'll do that and watch.
Trump: Oh, you’re a villain all right, just not a super one.
Biden: Oh yeah? What’s the difference?
Trump: Presentation!
I need to find the full video of Trump doing literal "bippidy boppidy" Italian voice while talking about his friendship with Pavarotti
Idiocracy was a documentary
The Running Man was a documentary
