With beanis I get a 50% discount.
When I was adrift in a sea of untime, thinking of beanis kept me sane.
I am no longer being haunted by the ghost of Ted Raimi.
Beanis helps me avoid awkward water cooler conversations.
I am an avid fan of Dr. Robotnik's Meanis Beanis Machinis.
- He died for our sins
- He loves us despite us falling short of the glory of beanis
- He taught us how to love one another
- We eat his flesh and drink his blood and it gives us eternal life
- He is with us
Impressive. Hexbear has a 1990s hacker movie style firewall where you have to enter the computer and play a shitty computer game where if you die in the game you die in real life. Hacking through it requires not just computer smarts, but also a deep knowledge of Bushido. You have passed the first test for joining my rogue CIA division. The next step will be a word association game themed around ancient Greek mythology for some reason. Be prepared.
Hexbear, I have bought fancy heirloom dried beanis from Rancho Gordo in the past. Does that make me a liberal? Beangeosie?
- benis
- cupcake
- big boob son big boob
- uhh the balls??
- peanus horts good
As a red-beanis American it is my God-Given, Patriotic duty to love beanis. That is all the reason I need.
