I had to answer 140 questions agony-soviet

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    But if you answer too well they could doubt you. So your job is to get somewhere between a 91% and a 98% depending on the employer's mood and the positions of the planets.

    • silent_water [she/her]
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      1 year ago

      you have to tell them exactly what they want to hear as a power move while never breaking eye contact

    • mazdak
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      1 year ago

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      • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        yes sir mr boss man i was a lead developer on over 9000 pentagon software projects that meant life or death for our boys in green. i literally designed 360 no scope auto aim on real life rifles sir

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          straight up making stuff up is risky as if they find out they can fire you with no recourse on your part. Better to exaggerate and tell the truth in flattering ways