• vertexarray [any]
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    4 years ago

    converting to paganism for the pussy is not the craziest thing I've seen but it's up there

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Depends on the paganism I guess. Miss me with sacrificing goats to wooden statues, but defending a forest "cuz beside a shitton of scientific evidence of why is good for different reasons, it's also my religion and if you hurt it I will reignite Notre Dame" is dope.

      • PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Hit me with that fucking in fields to make the crops grow and dancing ecstatically around a bonfire. Miss me with that LARPing as a worshipper of god whose rites and priesthood died out thousands of years ago so you just make everything up

        • vertexarray [any]
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          4 years ago

          Neodruids are similarly weird. Driving to stonehenge and wearing bedsheets... at least they're part of a community...?

          • vertexarray [any]
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            4 years ago

            [Future voice] druid pagan pussy got me going crazy

            this is fun to imagine in just about anyone's voice actually. rick ross or the weeknd are winners