I follow this person on Twitter, and I'm sure she means this literally, and I'm OK with it.

  • CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
    ·
    10 days ago

    When was the last time you washed your couch cushions?

    Also

    pronounjak-rage NOOOOOOO YOURE NOT MY FRIEND IF YOU DONT LET ME PUT MY SWEATY HOT BODY AND CLOTHES ALL OVER YOUR EXTREMELY DIFFUCILT TO WASH UPHOLSTERY