Devs need to patch this
One of his staffers accidentally tipped over his phylactery while dusting it.
Sending thoughts and prayers he was having a major stroke.
i hope he lives longer and suffers as much as possible. He's not human and shouldn't be treated like one. He is the scum of the fucking earth.
The resemblance grows as he ages. Somebody should update this with a recent photo.
I'd feel bad about all this elder abuse going on if they weren't inhuman scum that spent their lives doing mind-bogglingly evil shit at the head of a global empire.
Someone please edit in the sound of the world's longest fart during the silence. Thanks
The two dudes right behind his shoulders starting out bouncing and smiling and then their faces quickly getting very serious as McConnel quietly debates whether to go towards the light or hold off another week.
Did someone accidentally open the Ark of the Covenant nearby?
Honestly this is one of the best possible ways for him to go. Power doesn't stop his degrading health.
This should be set to Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence"