https://www.pcworld.com/article/2007644/esrb-plans-to-scan-kids-faces-to-enforce-ratings-system.html

  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Lol there are definitely some adults who will be kept from playing. I was working at a middle school in my mid 20s and got asked for my hall pass. Baby-faced people of the world, unite!

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Whenever someone tells me I look 14 despite holding my ID in their hands where it clearly says I'm double that. yea

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        My brothers grew beards to look like adults. I could wear make-up, but I don't want to.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Shades of when Australia tried to ban women with A-cups from making pornography because something something protect the children.

    • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Yeah when I was like 20 and waiting tables I'd always get older women telling me I looked like their grandson and for some reason feeling the need to add that he was 14 or something, drove me crazy. Absolutely wouldn't have been permitted to play Dragon Age under this Minority Report shit.

      Also, I'm immediately thinking of that terf dating app that constantly bans cis women.

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    fails face scan

    "ok guess I'm digging dad's PS2 out of the attic and playing GTA 3 then"

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    jfc. There is no "problem" you can't solve by shoving the police state further and further in to the tiny remaining islands of privacy.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Let's shove the kinect back in there again and charge people standing in the room with the cost of the movie being watched because piracy cryptocurrency

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I'm sorry, how do they plan to implement something like this? Privacy violations aside, I don't know how they would even do such a thing.

    Are they going to require consoles to have scanning devices and make games adopt a facial scan system? Also the ESRB, if memory serves, was a voluntary creation of the game industry to avoid getting fucked with by actual regulations (kind of like the "comics code authority" back when comic-books were new enough to be controversial), so how much pull do they even really have in these matters?

    • FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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      1 year ago

      I'm guessing Kinect/VR cameras on consoles. I guess you could probably have your phone sync with the console and it asks you to verify your face before the game turns on the console and the phone with some custom app interfaces with the console.

      I'm reading their proposal and so far it seems to just be COPPA-related. Are video game companies being pressured at all to curb minors playing T/M/A rated game

      Yoti was founded in 2014 with a mission to become the world’s most trusted identity platform–enabling people to prove who they are and how old they are. Yoti’s solutions span identityverification, age assurance, digital identity and e-signature solutions. One of Yoti’s coreinnovations is the use of facial analysis for age estimation. Its Facial Age Estimation solution isused by regulated industries as well as gaming, retail, toy brands and public offices, to estimatethe age of their visitors in order to tailor the user experience or to help organizations comply with the law.

      So I get why Yoti wants this. I do not get what the ESRB is getting out of this other than maaaaybe regulating harder to stop people from maybe seeing elected governments as better regulators of video game ratings.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I'm sorry, how do they plan to implement something like this? Privacy violations aside, I don't know how they would even do such a thing.

      They probably don't know either, and will hire a bunch of consultants or turn it over to the espionage ghouls to make up a solution that is somehow even more cruel and invasive.

      God they really will not relent until every child in the world is confined to a temperature controlled padded pod that reads their mind to assure they only think thoughts amenable to whatever the current ruling clique is.

  • Snackuleata [any]
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    1 year ago

    People loved when the Kinect was announced to have a camera that couldn't be turned off. I'm sure they'll love this just as much.

    • macabrett
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      1 year ago

      Wasn't there a plan with that to do like DRM when watching home media? Like this movie won't play if there are > X people in the room?

      Ghoulish shit.

  • UlyssesT
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    11 days ago

    deleted by creator

    • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's funny to see all the frothingfash say they want to abolish public schools because "education should be the parent's job, the state shouldn't get involved." and then come crying to the state to get involved with raising their kid to ensure their views are never challenged.

      I said it before and I'll say it again, amerikkka is the anti-fun country. Even if you're a so-called 'model citizen', there's nothing to do except go online and smugly look down on minorities and brag about how perfect you are, and then call those same minorities "elitist" for thinking that you're not an infallible deity.

  • RION [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    pulling out the groucho marx disguise to play crusader kings vii

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      People must be protected from violent imagery, but only in the ultra-specific setting of private entertainment in the home. On the news and literally everywhere else is okay. You just can't do it where the State can't watch.

  • Abraxiel
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    1 year ago

    what in sweet fuck

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    2001: "You don't want to be spied on? What are you, some kind of unamerican freedom-hater!? Muh 9/11!"

    Now: "You don't want to be spied on? What are you, some kind of pedo!? Muh SJWs!"

    Some "land of the free" you got there.