• Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    11 days ago

    Biden would claim he fought off a shark when he was a pool lifeguard and that sharks name was corn pop

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      11 days ago

      The claim would also involve an oddly specific story about straight razors, dinging up the edges of said straight razors' blades on concrete to dull them, and then leaving them in rain barrels overnight so that the blades rust.