Steal a fresnel lens from a lighthouse and set it on a tripod
Rig up a big suspended rock underneath so that the sunrays are focused into it
Big rock becomes spicy hot
Put bucket of water under big spicy rock
Connect a pipe from bucket to a turbine
Make a grand speech to a crowd about how you have "mastered the divine energies of the heavens" and, with a dramatic flourish, ("Behold!") pull a rope that releases the big spicy rock
Big spicy rock falls into bucket and creates steam - have a minion quickly throw a lid on the bucket, probably scalding themselves in the process
Marvel as the steam turns the turbine and powers a small, dim lightbulb for about 5 seconds
Sell your wisdom to the excited and awed crowd in the form of your snake oil exclusive guide "Harnessing the Heavenly Heat of Helios" for $200 a pop
With your hard-earned dollars, hire a ragtag group of cutthroats and mercenaries
Break into nuclear waste repository
Steal spicy rocks
Place spicy rock on a pedestal in new town square
Place inconspicuous sheet of lead between your podium and the spicy rock
Make a grand speech to a crowd about how you have "mastered the divine energies of the Earth", and, with a dramatic flourish ("Behold!"), gesture for the crowd to touch the spicy rock
Marvel as the crowd gasps at the pleasant and unexpected heat of the spicy rock
Sell your wisdom to the excited and awed crowd in the form of your snake oil 2.0 exclusive guide "Gathering the Godly Greatness of Gaia" for $200 a pop
snake oilexclusive guide "Harnessing the Heavenly Heat of Helios" for $200 a popI'm pretty sure big spicy rocks are a different kind of power generation.
snake oil 2.0exclusive guide "Gathering the Godly Greatness of Gaia" for $200 a pop