"Watch me, the face of modern capitalism, show the public without a doubt that people like me make everything they touch worse"
You see, if every federal agency is investigating him at once, then they'll get bogged down by jurisdictional disputes and he can get away scot-free.
Expect the next innovation to be a peer-to-peer pharmaceuticals marketplace.
You see, if every federal agency is investigating him at once, then they'll get bogged down by jurisdictional disputes and he can get away scot-free.
So like the three stooges all entering a doorway at once and getting stuck.
yeah you gotta make all the federal agencies fight each other. like in metal gear solid
Critical support to elon musk in his unlimited genocide on Twitter as a platform and his dickriders wallets
The grim reaper knocking on doors meme but it's Elon and the doors are Space X, Tesla, Twitter, etc.
i would've gone with crypto. less regulated, easier to fuck people over.
starting a stock brokerage is no easy task especially considering the number of people he fired.
I bet the whole thing WILL be mostly crypto trading, and he just calls it that to make it sound more serious.
Now that we're reaching the end of Elon's Hero-to-Villain arc, I'm so excited for the next generation of Zoomer Billionaire to be brought in to fix the problems created by this generation's billionaires.
Comrade Elon out here doing everything in his power to make the people lose faith in the rich.
The only rational explanation is that he made a bet with someone to see how much "money" he could lose in a year. Brewster's millions style.
Liberal idealism makes the claim that ideas are good but specific actors can be bad. If a president commits war crimes, he has dishonored the otherwise noble office of the presidency. If a billionaire does stupid shit, he's simply a bad egg amongst philanthropists.
This is a good way to get his stans to hate him. As soon as his stock platform fucks over its customers like Robin Hood did during Gamestop they will absolutely despise him.
No, they'll eat his shit and beg him for more. They'll lose everything they have in the name of triggering the libs. I'm honestly amazed Elon hasn't ordered his fans to mail him their kidneys.
The SEC isn't going to let someone who settled a stock manipulation case with them run a fucking exchange. No way in hell
If he starts peddling NFTs that are a series of poop emojis with his face on them, I might say yes to the topic question.
Elon spreads his Musk like Pepe Le Pew
Also has similar refusals to acknowledge consent or lack thereof
didn't make people lose faith in the rich then nothing will
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