I don't smoke marijuana and have no clue what I'm talking about stuff

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Most stoners also know nothing

    I ask about preferred strains and they're all just dude weed 420 blaze it

    • bigmonkey [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      This is how it should be lol you get the dudes in legal states being all "if it isn't gorillacum catpiss cookie dogs then you're wasting your money" meanwhile I get a baggie of whatever the fuck the plug has that day and smoke it with joy knowing that I'm supporting a local business (a guy with a tattoo of a naked anime character on his neck) and not some evil venture capital agrocorp that sprays the buds with "baby killer #59" because they'd lose 1.2% of the crop to pests otherwise. Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk smoothskin

      • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        I've occasionally sold weed and those people are fucking insufferable and will never be happy. "Do you have any Misty Midnight Magic Express?" "No shut the fuck up, this is the Will Get You High variety."

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I get picky about strains because I smoke so much I can tell the difference and I actually do have a preference and don't like spending money on shit that will make me goofy but not help my back pain

      • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        lol one time this dealer showed up with this whole kit including probably a dozen strains. he was like 10 years younger than me and went through this entire pitch similar to how "budtenders" go through their whole spiel at a dispensary, like a sommelier with their absurdity. I feel bad dogging on it because they are very earnest and doing their performance.

        but it's such an eye roll. no, I don't need the magic diesel peanut Vietnam afghan CIA weed. give me the kind I can smoke and get high for a reasonable price. whatever you're trying to unload right now. the managers special.

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I see people giving people like me shit for having a preference but there's a reason for it, when you find the right strain it's just chefs-kiss

        I'm sorry I have weed autism, I won't bother you with my enthusiasm for things I enjoy and I apologize for the sin of feeling joy and wanting to share it with you

    • charlie
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      1 year ago

      Most “stoners” I know irl don’t even smoke herb, they just use disposable pens 24/7. Maybe they’ll dab, but they just care about THC%. But I also don’t know many stoners irl.

      Acapulco Gold lately when they have it, usually they’ll have Gelato if they don’t have the AG so I’ve been stuck on those two.

        • charlie
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          1 year ago

          I’ve had GSC before, I would definitely pick that again, looks like I’m gonna have to find some Gorilla Glue to try. Thanks!

          • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            GG#4 knocks you on your ass. It is definitely not a CBD-only strain