I have very little money and I just need something I can use to proxy traffic (HTTP mainly for my website) from the internet back to my server on my home network so that people can't tell where I live
Any dirt cheap hosting providers that just let me access some Unix system remotely?
Unlimited destruction on """the cloud""" of course 
np, I have a VPS with them myself (for running Nextcloud and a few other things that I started operating myself after deciding to really move away from Google products) and the experience has been positive