When you have to go to a fascist rally at 7 but youre also got a gig as Mario for a nintendo convention at 8
I think it's more that the people who have always had those beards are coming out into view more.
It's Duck Dynasty. After the show aired, several dudes in my hick family started growing them. It sucks.
Every picture I see of this woman is a delight. This is all I'm thinking about today. Just imagine, she could open an etsy shop selling this iconic outfit. Buy 1 "At least Trump has BALLS" shirt, get 1 dick and balls mask free. Sitting at her sewing machine just making one dick and balls mask after another. Karens across the nation owning the libs by wearing a penis on their faces. It's so good.
Last week, someone posted about fighting either a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses, and that sent me off on a delightful daydream about running a ranch with tiny adorable horses. Today I'm imagining a woman lovingly handcrafting endless dick and balls face masks to own the libs. Imagine the conversations at the church potluck. Truly, the internet can be a place of constant surprise and endless delight.
