The truth is that we are a cute pair, a duo even, and my long noodly self would be nothing and nowhere without my beautiful short nonbinary goth wife @magi@magi@hexbear.net
Though fun story, I was getting carded by some dude when we went to get beers, I told this guy I hadn't got my id but I'm in my 40s he looked like he was about to cry
He thought he'd show up a few "teenagers" he now doesn't card me and we got those beers lol
She's the cute one, I tell her all the time.. Don't believe her when she tells people I'm cute. I'm a spoopy creature from the void
@ashinadash@hexbear.net
The truth is that we are a cute pair, a duo even, and my long noodly self would be nothing and nowhere without my beautiful short nonbinary goth wife @magi@magi@hexbear.net
I'm the shortarse in this relationship
Though fun story, I was getting carded by some dude when we went to get beers, I told this guy I hadn't got my id but I'm in my 40s he looked like he was about to cry
He thought he'd show up a few "teenagers" he now doesn't card me and we got those beers lol