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Posting this thread a little earlier than normal because this night will be a little unusual. For this special Thursday Political Theatre Night, 9PM EST, Hexbear Comrade @dead asked the powers-that-be for a brand-new channel on Hextube, and got it, at https://live.hexbear.net/c/news , where he will host the real-life comedy movie known as the Presidential Debate. Behold as two doddering old men stumble over their words and lose their train of thought as they struggle to convince you why they should be the steward of a genocidal empire. Be prepared for psychic damage. Thank you to Comrade @dead for hosting this very special event. All credit and gratitude goes to him. Make sure to show up at 9PM sharp, as the event is live.

After the debate is over, come over to https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies for Civil War (2024), a dystopian thriller from Alex Garland, the director who brought you Ex Machina (2015) and Annihilation (2018). Oh god, America has fallen apart! Roving bands of marauders now terrorize the countryside as a group off war journalists try to reach Washington DC to understand what’s really going on. Somehow, California and Texas ended up on the same side. Will we find out how? I dunno. Let’s watch.

The debate begins at 9PM EST, and the movie will start shortly after it ends, at about 11PM EST.

Letterboxd:

  • Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: Sorry, not on Letterboxd.
  • Civil War: https://letterboxd.com/film/civil-war-2024/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

  • Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: Sorry, nothing on DTDD or IMDB.
  • Civil War: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/858993

CWs for Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate:

  • Senility.
  • Imperialism.
  • Fascism.
  • Second-hand embarrassment.
  • Anxiety over dying empire.

CWs for Civil War:

  • Stalking.
  • Smoking,
  • Alcohol.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Hand damage.
  • Someone struggles to breathe.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Body horror.
  • Hanging.
  • Torture.
  • Stabbing.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Death of child.
  • Someone sacrifices themselves.
  • R-slur.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Jump scares.
  • Natural bodies of water.
  • Vomiting.
  • Spitting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Destruction of monuments.
  • PTSD.
  • Mental illness.
  • Dissociation.
  • Meltdown.
  • Anxiety attacks.
  • Suicide.
  • Shaky cam.
  • Screaming.
  • Obscene language.
  • Flashing lights.
  • Hate speech.
  • Ableism.
  • Homelessness.
  • Existentialism.
  • Sad ending.
  • Car crash.
  • Screeching tires.
  • Someone is hit by a car.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Gun violence.

Links:

  • Comrade @dead presents the Presidential Debate: The video isn’t up yet, but Comrade @dead will queue it when available.
  • Civil War: https://tankie.tube/w/bkhVqzPe2jVexDi6Pwkxpi
  • micnd90 [he/him,any]
    ·
    4 months ago

    “We’d be able wipe out his debt,” Mr. Biden said, describing how tax increases on the wealthy would increase federal revenue. “We’d be able to help make sure that all those things we need to do — child care, elder care, making sure that we continue to strengthen our health care system, making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary person eligible for what I’ve been able to do with the uh, Covid, excuse me, with dealing with everything we’ve had to do with, uh — look, if — we finally beat Medicare.”

    joever

    • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
      ·
      4 months ago

      Biden rolling like a soulsborne character as the physical embodiment of Medicare tries to crush him with a big hammer.