• Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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      4 days ago

      Kamala initiating a purge of her detractors in a baffling Pinochet-esque fashion in which she throws them out of coconut trees

      • huf [he/him]
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        4 days ago

        she'll put them in F35s and just let them crash

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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        5 days ago

        So it does appear these resume ghouls have survival instincts after all. Here I thought they would just parade the usual corrupt Louisiana Dems to distract us with their gumbo recipes.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      5 days ago

      It's that bad, but it still might not be bad enough for them to realize the president shit himself on stage.

      • KimJongFun [he/him]
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        5 days ago

        I'm starting to think they might actually do it, too many people involved in making this farce happen had to have known that this was what was going to happen. If they were committed to Biden they would have done everything in their power to make sure this debate never happened

        • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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          4 days ago

          scheduling it for 9 PM means somebody was looking for the excuse to pitch him overboard, there's just no way everybody involved was like "sure we can put a sundowning zombie on live TV at that hour"

        • Rx_Hawk [he/him]
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          4 days ago

          There was like a weird squishy sound in the last quarter, I know some other people heard it too in the stream. Not sure who it came from though.

  • EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him]
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    4 days ago

    BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg seen escorting President Biden to the emergency room before personally executing him.

  • JayTwo [any]
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    4 days ago

    There were claims he was absolutely going to step down and let someone else run over a year ago and that never happened.
    I still don't think he's dropping out but I do think, unlike previous rumors, it's actually a possibility now.
    Just a lower one than people are making it out to be.
    I'm thinking 75/25 he stays in vs drops out.

  • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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    4 days ago

    i thought people here were exaggerating, but i'm watching some of CNN's post-debate panel stuff rn and god... they're fucking roasting him lmao

  • Barx [none/use name]
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    4 days ago

    Biden campaign announces a new VP for 2024 run: It's Her Turn.