if she promises to fly it into Harvard I would actually vote for trump
Jill Biden could make or break President Biden's campaign. She says she's all in.
inb4 they nominate Jill Biden instead. She seems to be the one controlling him half the time anyway.
That would be the wrong replacement Biden. We all know Hunter is the only logical choice.
Here's how we end the war on drugs and legalize sex work.
Barron Trump has a really good friendship with 
Exploits his dynanstic family. Elected 2040 and turns hard into the Fullly Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism and purges all landlords.
I understand if she wants to be his caregiver. I get it. I would do it for a spouse if I was married to them for decades.
She doesn't need to be our caregiver, however.
This is the plot of the last two seasons of House of Cards lol
Kamala Harris could win this election
This is just about the only thing I am certain will not happen. Like, Biden would need to die between beating Trump and actually winning the electoral college. That itself is unlikely because it is predicated upon Biden not only surviving to November, but also beating Trump. But even if Biden died during this particular window, the electors are not going to just settle on Kamala Harris lmao
It would be peak American if our first woman president was universally hated and only got elected because a stubborn white man refuses to step down and dies in office.
It's unlikely Kamala Harris will ever be elected president, she's not electable as shown by her primary performance where she dropped out after polls showed her losing to Andrew Yang (holy shit that must've stung) in her home state where she was the sitting senator.
But at the same time I don't think Biden has another four years left, and Trump has plenty of time left to fuck up his own campaign. So in the end, this woman is probably gonna be the president at some point if Biden eeks out a win
Since we already have an anarchist and a “communist” assassinate a president, what leftist ideology would the third one have? I’m thinking some weird terminally online maoism
The dolphin one but only if they use a dolphin shaped bomb for it
They're definitely looking for somebody new. A new somebody, or, Newsom, if you will.
I thought Joanna would be an uncontroversial choice, but it sounds like there is a growing consensus to run her second cousin Gavin instead.
Are they really related? I shouldn't be surprised that we have multiple Amy Schumer style nepo babies, but I am.
Ngl I would love president Kamala shit would be like a sitcom
As far as i can tell this particular fire seems to be contained to the NYT but it has consumed the building
Kamala accidentally revealing troop locations to Putin because she’s zoinked off her mind
“Uhhh, did I do thaaat?”
Ngl if someone organizes a protest for the Dem convention in Chicago I would totally go.
I hate being the person who wants to organize but doesn't do shit. Thing is, I have no experience organizing anything. Look at my spice rack in my kitchen. It's a disaster.
Fr though I want to crash that convention.
Various groups are pretty open on how they're going to protest it.
I don't think I care enough who the fuck is president or the democratic nominee or whatever tbh. The only part that evokes any feeling of care in me is just that they think I (and the American people) are morons who should accept this sorry state of affairs if I was actually a normie citizen who cared about this kind of thing.
the most hilarious part is they clearly have no plan
Uhhhh what do we do? Anything or nothing? We don't know!! Who is the alternative?? Uh hhhhhh Hillary? No, Kamala!
lol kamala wil be the only nominee to ever receive negative votes
nope, we're stuck riding Flight Biden straight into the second tower.
how delightfully American would it be if we got our first woman president right before the collapse not by election, but because a man died and left her in charge on a technicality
/r/politics on
is definitely removing anything about Biden coming across as too old.President Biden, our analysts have found that you have significant support down in Dallas. Perhaps we should schedule a trip there to rally them?
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