• YoungGramsci [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    The Menu

    Breakfast:

    • Chico roll
    • 4n20/Mrs Mac's meat pie
    • Burnt servo coffee/Carton of ice coffee

    Lunch:

    • Lukewarm left-overs
    • Random lunch bar sandwich
    • Gatorade/Powerade/Hose water

    Dinner:

    • Carbonara
    • Roast
    • Kebab
    • Beer - mainly lagers

    Dessert:

    Cafe special — Durry-McFlurry (half-frozen storebrand ice-cream garnished with cigarette butts and ash)

      • YoungGramsci [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        Hell yeah it is, until you play Russian roulette with the only on-site toilet:

        A metal portaloo precariously placed on a slight incline on some yellow brickies sand, baking at a steady 40°C, with its door flapping uselessly in the wind.

        Structural integrity - unknown

        Stench - fuckin' wretched