• anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    Yeah, there's no historical record of the elderly being energetic in the morning and being sleepy in the evening.

    Must be a doctor's plot.

  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    This is like that scene in Derry girls where the old nun dies of old age at 90+ and everyone's like 'taken before her time'.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    hear me out: i 100% agree with this guy.

    biden should dissolve the secret service and have his personal security be organized by the only man he can trust. a man who is above reproach. a man who knows the stakes, but plays for keeps.

    a man who can keep a secret

    hunter

  • CommunistBear [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Is my geriatric nominee sundowning? No, it's a cabal of secret poisoners

  • TemutheeChallahmet [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    Just reminded me of that SNL sketch CSI Sarasota with Betty White, where she goes around a retirement home trying to figure out who keeps poisoning all the 80-something residents to make their hearts stop working.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 days ago

      I looked it up and your explanation was funnier than the actual sketch. god damn SNL is dogshit

      • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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        2 days ago

        SNL is so dogshit it actually inspires hatred. I have seen maybe a couple of SNL sketches that actually made me laugh. The rest make me want to kick the cast in the face.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          2 days ago

          I will never forget the SNL cast singing "All I Want for Christmas is You" in front of a giant portrait of Robert Mueller. scrubbed from the internet sadly https://vimeo.com/303964180

    • itappearsthat [he/him]
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      2 days ago

      is it actually true there are maoists in the everglades whose snake breeding operation was blown open by a hurricane that let out all the snakes or is that just a meme

    • plinky [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      tfw trump intrigue skills are 35, his family got long reach perk and he got great spymaster

  • loathesome dongeater@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 days ago

    Hoping he dies soon just so blue brainiacs stop formulating terrible thoughts like this.

    Of course there will be the final bout of speculations about how Putin shrunk himself and invaded Biden's body to manually clog an artery. But at least it will be all over after that.

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      2 days ago

      I've joked before that if Trump dies before the election his supporters would vote him in anyway, thinking it is some conspiracy to make him lose the election. Now I'm thinking the liberals would do that with Biden.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 days ago

    The secret service cooks who feed brandon are probably the most heavily vetted and scrutinized people in the entire united states government.

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    Liberals are gonna have their own purges, but much like how they project that Stalin's purges were somehow brutal genocidal projects, they'll make the actual purges that occured under Stalin look like acts of rehabilitative justice with how frenzied they act.

    Either that or they'll roll over like angry chihuahuas at the first sign of GOP elitist discontent

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    Coming up with elaborate reasons why an 82 year old man was poisoned and is not sundowning

    Despite there being plenty of other videos where he looks like the dementia riddled old man he is during the months leading up to this debate

    Sure.

  • tocopherol [any]
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    2 days ago

    I'm even more concerned ...for

    Fucking hell the way libs and redditors use elipses makes me unreasonably upset