• Alaskaball [comrade/them]
    hexagon
    MA
    ·
    5 months ago

    It's a conspiracy to make something as normal as jam on toast seem unnatural

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      jam on toast? preposterous. in cincinnati, where toast was invented by Coriolanus Toast III, it is customary to have navy beans, hubbard squash, and chili oil on toast. in fact, if you go to the community theater and get jam on your toast, the MC will squirt you with lemon juice and paddle your bottom with a bible.

    • wax_worm_futures [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      Jam is a dessert food. It doesn't belong as a central part of a meal.

      Yet Americans will eat it with sweetened peanut butter and sweetened bread and call the resulting creation, whether in its squishiness or its sogginess, a full meal.