• trompete [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    I did not have a first communion because my parents decided Catholic rituals are stupid, which means I missed out on quite a lot of cash gifts from relatives I should have gotten. I'm still bitter about it. Where's my fucking money grandma!?

    So I'm not skipping my first vote, no matter how stupid liberal rituals are.

    • ButtBidet [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      Ya I bought an NES with my first communion money. You missed out.

      However the adult therapy bills ran me well into the many thousands of dollars.

      • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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        2 days ago

        Yeah I never got any money, I didn’t even know that was a thing. I did however fall asleep holding a lit candle and almost caught fire lmfao.

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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      3 days ago

      If it's just ritual then isn't it categorically a tacit endorsement and normalization of genocide

      If the beginning of any statement implies or begins with "Yes Joe Biden committed genocide.....BUT" then doesn't that explicitly define genocide as conditional and open to negotiation?

      • Egon [they/them]
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        2 days ago

        You're not? George Soros sends me 1000$ per vote. Have you contacted your local antifa super soldier?