• VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      5 months ago

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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    • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      Volcel Police

      Arrest this Owl

      They talk in hoots

      They're purring like a cat

      They're like a corrupted jpg

      Volcel Police

      Arrest this Bird

      Their hornines is making me feel ill

      And we have surrounded their nest

      This is what you get

      This is what you get

      This is what you get

      When you have sex

      • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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        5 months ago

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        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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  • Angel [any]
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    5 months ago

    snipes-hesitation "I never wanted to be an owl hunter..."

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    5 months ago

    Worst part of recovering from surgery

    No strenuous activity, which means no doing it

    Ugggghhhhh, two more weeks of this is gonna drive me plum loco

    • Angel [any]
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      5 months ago

      I relate, but when I was recovering from surgery, I was more concerned about how your mom would feel than anything else. doin-your-mom

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    This is false kids. Don't listen to this. Too much sex ruins your digestion and causes your liver to turn yellow.

    Sex should only be used for the reproduction of the labour force.

    Here's how my wife and I beared through the misery of copulation:

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