Not sure why you're complaining. This is what happens when you post an ad on Craiglist for "need a Chapo to fart in my face repeatedly".

Make a Report to the Council of Owls.

They are the ones to go to for all things Piss, Shit, and Dirt.

You need to take a deep inhale and then kiss their butthole in order to demonstrate dominance. Otherwise the chapi will feel that they're in change, and butt mogg you.

Edit: what's that word from ten years ago that means to shake your butt in someone's face. "Mugging"?

Edit 2: fuck it's called "butt mogging"

Sorry I thought you were Ulysses

I blocked badposting for a reason

gee, you just come here to humblebrag?

what, like the drug lord?

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