Escape from Rebel City

The Capricorn

Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday

Char Broiled

The Bogota Maneuver

Flint!

Steel Mechanic

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    The Mechanic (2010)

    The Mechanic II (2013)

    The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)

    The Mechanic 3 (2015)

    MECHANIC (2019)

    MECHANIC 2 (2020)

    MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          hexagon
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          6 months ago

          Okay, I was thinking there was a reboot when they changed from Roman numerals.

          • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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            6 months ago

            it's a common misunderstanding and it's actually something of an in joke with the fandom. there's a really good edit someone made that basically changes the canonical order to be:

            The Mechanic (2010)

            The Mechanic II (2013)

            MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)

            The Mechanic 3 (2015)

            MECHANIC 2 (2020)

            MECHANIC (2019)

            The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)

            which works remarkably well. they actually brought back the original director from the first two the mechanic movies for new dawn, so stylistically it fits better even though it was made a decade later. the end result is a sort of rashomon version of the mechanic narrative. it's really a must watch for mechanic fans.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              6 months ago

              Thank you good fae, now I have an excuse to rewarch the whole series

  • HarryLime [any]
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    6 months ago

    How So, On The Morrow?

    Five Months In Scottsdale, Arizona

    Splint

    Mischief Gone Awry

    Froggo The Boy

    Robert's First Trip Out

    Three Men In A CVS On A Tuesday Morning

    The Surly Commandant's Nephew

    Menacing Compacts

    Blades And Bullets At The Bookstore

    Scalamangor!

    Margot Left

    Who Opened The Den Door?

    The Implausible Hop-Man

          • HarryLime [any]
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            6 months ago

            Here's a few more:

            Silver Sandbars

            Corndog: Part IV

            Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure

            The Lower Lumbar

            Star-Crunch

            Nocturnal Nemesis

            How To Get To The Hardware Store

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
                  hexagon
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                  6 months ago

                  Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure had me laughing for a solid 15 seconds and is still giving me a chuckle

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    6 months ago

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    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      Sniper King would be awesome if it was literal. Punch Drunk Hitman sounds like an amazing slapstick comedy

  • Red_sun_in_the_sky [any]
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    6 months ago

    The last yakubian

    The lost election

    Savior

    Portfolio of a troubled man

    Man who did 899 real estate deals

    The final dangerous game : part two

    Diary of a welder

    Underwear mogul

    The third plane

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      If it's heroin, meh, it's called rent or whatever. If it stars two dudes in a horse costume, it.there opening night

      • Owl [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        I didn't know horse was a slang term for heroin until I read that.

        It's about a society where some people are horses and some people are two people in a horse costume, but our main character is two people in a horse costume who want to be a horse.

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  • Anarcho-Bolshevik@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 months ago

    Better the Fire upon Thee Roll

    Dear Rabbi

    Haudenosaunee

    Inconquerable

    It Was a Cold Night

    Like Fishes Need Water

    Roatta: The Black Beast

    Some Call it Cowardice

    The Butcher of Fezzan

    The Gospel According to St. Peter

    Thirteen Twelve

    Unreckoned

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]
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    6 months ago

    Flint (2017) is a movie about lead-poisoned water in a Michigan city, maybe adding an exclamation mark turns it into a satire black comedy musical

  • HexBeara
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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    hexagon
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    6 months ago

    A Worthy Adversary

    Zebra Time

    Taciturn Dream

    The Zurich Smile

    A Time for Horses to Bleed

    Rashackle Rampage

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
    hexagon
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    6 months ago

    Horses and Happenstance

    Fabrigé

    The Rhizome

    Feldman's Path

    North of Salzburg

    Hot to Trot

    The Brigadier General

    Fascination of a Simpleton

    Clair-Voyance: Teenage Psychic Detective

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      If you can patent a movie name do.this before someone makes the chat gpt doc after the bubble bursts

  • Kestrel [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    The Thirsty Dentist

    Viridian Brontide

    Aw, Shucks!

    Best Buds Brigade

    Yellow Pencil

    Last Road Home, Part 3

    Too Much Soap