Escape from Rebel City
The Capricorn
Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday
Char Broiled
The Bogota Maneuver
Flint!
Steel Mechanic
The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC (2019)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
Okay, I was thinking there was a reboot when they changed from Roman numerals.
it's a common misunderstanding and it's actually something of an in joke with the fandom. there's a really good edit someone made that basically changes the canonical order to be:
The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC (2019)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
which works remarkably well. they actually brought back the original director from the first two the mechanic movies for new dawn, so stylistically it fits better even though it was made a decade later. the end result is a sort of rashomon version of the mechanic narrative. it's really a must watch for mechanic fans.
Thank you good fae, now I have an excuse to rewarch the whole series
How So, On The Morrow?
Five Months In Scottsdale, Arizona
Splint
Mischief Gone Awry
Froggo The Boy
Robert's First Trip Out
Three Men In A CVS On A Tuesday Morning
The Surly Commandant's Nephew
Menacing Compacts
Blades And Bullets At The Bookstore
Scalamangor!
Margot Left
Who Opened The Den Door?
The Implausible Hop-Man
Tbh, I was a bit disappointed before this list. Glad you get it.
Here's a few more:
Silver Sandbars
Corndog: Part IV
Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure
The Lower Lumbar
Star-Crunch
Nocturnal Nemesis
How To Get To The Hardware Store
Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure had me laughing for a solid 15 seconds and is still giving me a chuckle
I'm thinking it would be part of a franchise. It goes like this:
Mordecai's Adventure (moderate hit)
Mordecai Returns (critically panned but does well on video)
Mordecai Strikes Again (mostly a flop)
Mordecai Goes To The Beach (attempt at reviving the series by taking a big swerve, nobody has faith in the project, does shockingly well)
Mordecai's Christmas (straight to video, does okay in rentals, fans think it's an underrated gem)
Mordecai's School Daze (not great, maybe bring him to the beach again?)
Mordecai Goes To The Beach Again (does very well, people just cannot get enough of him at the beach)
Mordecai's Jailhouse Rock (pretty good)
Mordecai's Surfin Hawaiian Adventure (an attempt to keep the magic of Mordecai going to the beach without it feeling like a reused concept)
I have a few more:
Mordecai's Madness (original actor quits, producers decide to go with a dark and gritty tone to differentiate from earlier films, new actor is a guy with 1/10'th the charisma, bombs horribly, series is finished for years)
Mordecai (2010s attempt at a franchise revival, trendy actor in the lead role, updates the style and tone of the first few movies for the young millennial audience while still trying to be faithful to the core concept, single scene of Mordecai at the beach as a wink to the audience, original actor appears in a cameo role that everyone loves, mostly well-received and makes money, hardcore fans divided)
Mordecai: New Dawn (Sequel to the revival, makes money back but somewhat underperforms expectations, script went through too many revisions with takes from different screenwriters, leaving the story feeling a bit confused and bloated, probably a half hour too long)
Mordecai's Adventures (Hulu original series, whole new cast, beloved side character Sparks re-imagined as a woman, seriously dividing the fanbase with some saying the show is ruined by wokeness while others say the Mordecai movies were always woke, series lasts for three seasons before being abruptly cancelled and buried by the algorithm)
Third Mordecai reboot movie? (occasional articles about people trying to get it made but it never seems to materialize)
Aww, the Mordecai series really fell off. Whe will they make another like Mordecai at the Beach?
The Hulu series had beach episodes that are generally received very well. But the future of the franchise is in doubt.
They're so stupid. The Mordecai movies were always progressive. Mordecai Goes To The Beach was really ahead of its time on its portrayal of gay characters.
Blood Kingdom
Power Gun
Sniper King
Punch Drunk Hitman
Sniper King would be awesome if it was literal. Punch Drunk Hitman sounds like an amazing slapstick comedy
If it's heroin, meh, it's called rent or whatever. If it stars two dudes in a horse costume, it.there opening night
I didn't know horse was a slang term for heroin until I read that.
It's about a society where some people are horses and some people are two people in a horse costume, but our main character is two people in a horse costume who want to be a horse.
The last yakubian
The lost election
Savior
Portfolio of a troubled man
Man who did 899 real estate deals
The final dangerous game : part two
Diary of a welder
Underwear mogul
The third plane
Flint (2017) is a movie about lead-poisoned water in a Michigan city, maybe adding an exclamation mark turns it into a satire black comedy musical
The land before tomorrow.
The land without thyme.
Last place
Screwdriver pt 10
Campus of country
Live easy
The cat that lives with an old man who lives atop the mountain who's always a dick to service workers because he's just old and mad he's no longer youthful so he comes off as a complete ass: The movie
Timothy lives at the end (spoiler he dies immediately)
The lost city of Pacificis
Mediterranean sunshine
Yuno: The Thing
Megablox the movie
Brandon, Darkest before dawn
Ugh can't believe I didn't think of it sooner
The land be for thyme. It's about plucky herbalists that find out not only that find land that can grow thyme extremely quickly and effectively but also warps time itself. Thinking Stephen King vibes.
Better the Fire upon Thee Roll
Dear Rabbi
Haudenosaunee
Inconquerable
It Was a Cold Night
Like Fishes Need Water
Roatta: The Black Beast
Some Call it Cowardice
The Butcher of Fezzan
The Gospel According to St. Peter
Thirteen Twelve
Unreckoned
This is a list that would sweep Cannes and then no one would see
Simply a statement. They strike me as film fest movies by the names
A Little Knowledge
And It Came to Pass
Desecrators
Hail, Immortal Fatherland
Making the Best of It
Looking Out for Number One
Out of the Running
The Only Good Communist
The Plague Rats
Uno ab Alto
White Ain’t Right
Deer Rabbi, a Yiddish comedy in the spirit of My Deer Friend Nokotan
A Worthy Adversary
Zebra Time
Taciturn Dream
The Zurich Smile
A Time for Horses to Bleed
Rashackle Rampage
The Day The Horses Went Silent
STALINGRAD: Next Generation
Dark Ben: Beyond Accountancy
Swill II
The Binman
The Binman III: No Time For Tomorrow
BINMAN: Origins
Sweet Chestnuts On Barren Soil
Belgium!
Adolf, The Musical
If you can patent a movie name do.this before someone makes the chat gpt doc after the bubble bursts
Horses and Happenstance
Fabrigé
The Rhizome
Feldman's Path
North of Salzburg
Hot to Trot
The Brigadier General
Fascination of a Simpleton
Clair-Voyance: Teenage Psychic Detective
