Jort grease.
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Look, we all get greasy jorts. Just do what everyone does, wring them out, apply some Nathaniel's Patent Jort Degreaser, slide 'em back on and go about your day.
Excuse me b**ch? Do NOT fuck with my bodily autonomy. These jorts will be greased, you fucker.
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