• Guamer [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    "Are you tired of arriving at a potential massacre site, ready to go, only to realize you left your ammo at home?! Hi, Billy Mays here..."

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      You know what washes out those tough set-in blood stains? OXI-CLEAN, WITH THE POWER OF OXYGEN! None of those harsh chemicals that will damage your fabrics!

      • Guamer [she/her]
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        4 months ago

        "Save the harshness for your victims, not your fabrics!"

    • M68040 [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Rolling up to the pre-k ready to put some toddlers in coffins for the good of the white race only to find someone beat you to the punch: The American way