• snackage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Socialism is when you use the stairs and the more you use the stairs the socialistier it is. Socialistiest place on earth? A 7 story New York Walk Up.

    • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      You know those races where people run up the stairwells of like 100 story buildings? What the government DOESN'T want you to know is that by the time they get to the top their brains have become so full of socialism that they have to put them down like dogs :(

      • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        brb challenging all my neighbors to race me upstairs

        logs out for first time

        ...

        logs back in

        they said no and then rolled away on their fleet of rascal scooters :angery:

        • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          "Socialism never took foot in the United States because rascal scooters got there first."