• VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]
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        1 month ago

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        The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

        نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

        volcel-police

  • peeonyou [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    the bible is a bad book, keep that shit away from me

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    I emailed it to a friend of mine in his 80s. He never replies back to me quickly. But this time he got back to me ~90 minutes later which I think is a record. He didn't get it. I haven't seen him in person for years or talked to him on the phone because I don't talk on the phone with anybody. People have told me his mind is "slipping". I'm kind of bummed out. He would understood the cartoon just a few years ago.

    Damn.

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    yankee christians think they're persecuted simply because other people have the freedom to write at photograph what they like

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Hey, have you got ACOTAR? It's been on my TBR for a long time, but if you're just dropping it off here, I might get to it faster.