If you spend 5 minutes on facebook, every hog in the imperial core wants to impress their overlord by incinerating $15 on a t-shirt.

What's the best design or messaging to actually do marketing into the hog-o-sphere?

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Bulk t-shirts from china

    Ask chatgpt to come up with various slogans that are puns about bullets, cheating death, MAGA, etc.

    Start selling it on etsy and on trump facebook groups

    Go to your local gun show and sell them

    Go to your local GOP rally and sell them

    • healthkick
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      2 months ago

      Trump nailed to the cross by the ear

      Or a crown of thorns, one thorn piercing his ear

      Trump as Mike Tyson

      • CommCat [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        add a semi transparent image of WASPy conservative Jesus protecting Trump from the bullet and they'll sell like hotcakes

    • lcrtees [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      How do you determine what the hogs want to buy? Not just for t-shirts, but for other random crap?

      Their aesthetic is incoherent. Doing a bulk buy of 1000 shirts for $1.50 each is a good idea, but only if the hogs actually want whatever the design is on 1000 shirts. Break even is like 100 shirts at $15/per.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        2 months ago

        Hogs fly flags of beefy, sweaty donald trump with machine guns on their trucks. They’ll buy anything as long as they think it triggers libs

  • triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    whatever happens make sure you sneak something funny in there https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2012/02/03/146358114/vermont-inmates-hide-image-of-pig-on-police-decals

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      NPR is precious.

      Look at the cow underneath the tree. Embedded within the cow's spots is an image of a pig, which as the Burlington Free Press reminds us is the '60s-era epithet used by protesters to refer to police.