• hamouy [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

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    • joshuaism [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Dear CEO of sex,

      If I pay $1500+tax for a teledildonic session with an up and coming bathwater gaming girl, am I still a virgin incel?

      • hamouy [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        in theory, no, but the fact that you pay taxes automatically turns you into a virgin SUPER-incel. Imagine being cucked by the state, instead of using our certified™ CuckTronic9002™