• Greenleaf [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    “Hostile” foreign governments are like the least likely to assassinate a US president. They know better than anyone it doesn’t matter who is President, the policies will be the same. All you are doing is antagonizing the US without giving yourself any material benefit.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America?

      Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional.

      Shahab Moradi on Iranian TV

      • micnd90 [he/him,any]
        hexagon
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        2 months ago

        Pls Mr. Iran Supreme leader, our country yearns for freedom. You can try starting with Bill Kristol, John Bolton, or David Petraeus

  • LocalOaf [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Ayatollah Khamenei and Thomas Matthew Crooks were on the rooftop making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

  • VILenin [he/him]M
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    2 months ago

    This is about as real as the 1000 assassination attempts on Melon Husk that he apparently kept a lid on despite craving attention, except this time it’s the CIA keeping a lid on Iran’s extremely real definitely not invented assassination plans, despite being a rabid dog that sends thousands of anti-Iran propaganda pieces through the ass of American “journalists” and out their insipid mouths every single year

  • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    I stubbed my toe. I blame cuba manipulating gravity waves from across the world