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Owl [he/him] to badposting • 4 months ago

oh, so you're gender fluid? what's your gender viscosity?

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oh, so you're gender fluid? what's your gender viscosity?

Owl [he/him] to badposting • 4 months ago
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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    I am the consistency of mayo sadness

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    • Angel [any]
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      4 months ago

      lmayo

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    • Owl [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      I am so sorry.

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    • Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]
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      4 months ago

      Mine is like when you're squeezing a mostly empty tube of ketchup, and it makes that farting noise and it just kinda sprays out

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  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    4 months ago

    At least 3 biden-the-thing lady-doge

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    • dannoffs [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      The one time Biden was funny.

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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Gendergas cause I fill whatever I'm in screm-cool

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  • Red_sun_in_the_sky [any]
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    4 months ago

    viscosity

    Tf is all nerd shit. I ain't doing math or whatever. 😤

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    • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      is that, like, kinda dense?

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      • Red_sun_in_the_sky [any]
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        4 months ago

        Charles schwab over here

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    • mathemachristian [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      😔

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  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Dummy thicc

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  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    5W-20

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    • JustSo [she/her, any]
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      4 months ago

      not 4W-20

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  • kristina [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    glass

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  • crosswind [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    It varies significantly with my gender temperature.

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  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    4 months ago

    molasses

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  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    I'm gender non-Newtonian

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  • shath [comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    15500 centipoise at 50 degrees c

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  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Trying to model gender using a finite element Navier-Stokes simulation, but the degree of turbulence is making it computationally infeasible and from the way your results are diverging from observed measurements you've got a sneaking suspicion the bastard stuff isn't even isotropic!!

    maddened

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  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    69420 cP

    Thicker than a bowl of 2 day old oatmeal

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  • deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml
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    4 months ago

    Uh 2.3 - 4.1 centipoise at 37 degrees Celsius.

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  • ElHexo
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    edit-2
    3 months ago

    deleted by creator

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