But Obama and Bill Gates are first and second :(

  • ARVSPEX [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    True Story:

    I was trying to sign up for one of Baidu's services and because I am a rather creatively bankrupt individual I did not know what to use as an username, so I thought back to things I had seen during the day and one of them was a video of Xi inspecting a village's poverty alleviation program, and so I wrote something along the lines of 'I Love You Xi' and the system proceeded to tell me that the username was too common and I needed to add a number or something to distinguish it.

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      If you'd typed in Winnie the Pooh, the CCP would've sent a squad of Chinese ninja warriors to your house and lowered your entire family's social credit score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111