A working class stiff can't even gape their a-hole off a werewolf knot anymore because of woke.

Whatever happened need to a chicken in every pot and a ChanceXL in every ass?

my cold, cold weenis and it's bag of frozen peas lover

Thesis, antiesis, synthesis.

Geat a cheap Chinese one off Alibaba and stick it in the couch. Bonus fucking a couch is good for both your fuck power and fuck speed. A fascist jerked off today, did you?

You jest, but we know damn well the porks will never conform to the boring, sexless, conformist lifestyles they want to force on the rest of us.

One look at /b/ shows that these so-called ‘men of Da LAWD’ are probably even freakier than we are.