what do I do

It went for a 7-11 coffee and powernap during my lunchrbeak and then I wake up to a slowly spreading jizz patch

I've got a meeting in halfa that I can't dodge. Please, what should i do

edut: i work at mars if that helps any

Edit edit i think the ellow mnm may have been involved too

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    This is definitely a "lean in" situation. Proudly display your stain and explain that it's there because your overwhelming male potency will not be constrained by woke frothingfash

    You should expect to be promoted at least three times