• rayne [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I hope at some point the patriarchy catches on that plastics are owning their sperm counts.

    • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      They'll soon have specialized dialysis machines to cleanse the blood of micro plastics.

      • rayne [she/her]
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        4 months ago

        Dialysis is a painful process. I had a friend that was on it and died before he was 40.

        I know your comment was in jest but, dialysis doesn't sound like fun. And the idea of all of these rich patriarchs being hooked up to dialysis so they can save their sperm actually brings a smile to my face.

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      4 months ago

      They will literally just blame the wokes and DEI and affirmative action and immigrants instead of confronting the problem

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    Who could have predicted this????

    We've always known that recycling 90% of plastics was a bullshit pipe dream. They cannot be recycled. Oil companies knew it. Governments knew it. Yet here we are churning out record volumes of "recyclable" plastics every year, 40 years later.

    • huf [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      literally our only hope is that some lab manages to make a microbe that really can eat plastic and then it gets accidentally released into the wild and eats up all the plastics in 5 years