Voting for Copmala is officially a good bit. I don't like it any more than you do.

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  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    4 months ago

    Get Trump to agree to a debate with her (she just does the previously agreed upon one scheduled and fills for Joe)

    About 10 minutes in when Trump is speaking, pull out a previously hidden balloon out of his vision. Pop it so that it's as loud as possible.

    She wins.

    All those hogs will see their beautiful Aryan chad daddy on the ground cowering while Kamala just holds up a popped balloon and smiles*

    Bonus, there's a non-zero chance that a recently chastised, grievance-bearing secret service are trigger happy and desperate to never hear people talking shit ever again. Crossfire could lead to hilarious results