• Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    2 months ago

    Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.

    Little Joe.

    Vice President Trump.

    Xanax, Warrior Princess.

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Kamala Harris, but every time you say it you randomize the stress pattern.

      Or just coming up with a slightly different name every time Trump says it ala Norman Finklestein would be amazing.

      "Pamala Ferris everybody, she's no good! The first to drop out and had to go sucking up to Joe."

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    KaBlahBlah

    Does anyone actually know what she is going on about when she talks? Word... salad... that's what they call it, that's what it is, when no one knows what you're talking about. She loves a word salad. Probably a few too many glasses of wine too. You noticed that? Always slurring a little bit like she had too many at lunch. It's impossible not to notice with how much she talks. The things that come out of her mouth! "The future is the past is a thing from the mind" or whatever... she just goes on and on, rambling like a crazy person, you know? KaBlahBlah. That's what I call her. Because it's all word salad... blah blah blah blah blah.

    speech-r a-little-trolling

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      I'd suggest selling this to the big wet boy but he never pays anyone

      • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Hoping the fines from the inevitable felony settlements don't affect my 1982 invoice for redoing the grouting where we had to cut the tiles to fit new gold toilets in Trump Tower.

  • machiabelly [she/her]
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    2 months ago

    Ms Monotone

    Little coconut (literally just repeating memes I don't understand)

    Copmala

    Kamala Embarris

    Kamalussy

    Ka-malice

    Commiefornia

    Commiefornian Embarrisment

    DEI Hillary/ DEI clinton

    Vice candidate

    The backup / the replacement

    Plan b

    primary loser

    Joe's Hoe

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Commiela Harris

      Commiefornia Kamala

      I don't think they can do better than that

  • Roonerino [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I think Kamalamadingdong seems almost like something Trump would say, but maybe a little too long.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      trump-anguish when I get back into the Chairmanship, folks, we're finally doing it, we're getting rid of landlords- you got a landlord? NOOOOT anymore, it's going to be the People's revolution, like nobody ever before, believe me

  • gramxi [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Kalala-land Embarris

    that's the best you're getting at 4AM