Folks, we have the best ears don’t we folks. The Democrats are scared because they see our ears, they know they can’t compete with our ears, they say to me “wow, how do you get ears like that?”

rootsbreadandmakka [he/him] · edit-2 6 months ago

FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him] · 6 months ago

Trump leans into the ear thing too much and surgically grafts Spock ears onto himself to emphasize and draw attention to his ear power

FlakesBongler [they/them] · 6 months ago

His plastic surgeon forgets who Spock is and instead pulls up a picture of Quark

Trump ends up with some serious lobes

SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them] · 6 months ago

Rule of Acquisition 7: Keep your ears open.

nat_turner_overdrive · edit-2 1 month ago

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nothx [he/him] · 6 months ago

Best ear* singular.

tombruzzo [none/use name] · 6 months ago

Bro got that Deadpool healing factor

RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them] · edit-2 6 months ago

Is this real? Its just too good.

rootsbreadandmakka [he/him] · 6 months ago

no unfortunately it's not

ProletarianDictator [none/use name] · 6 months ago

Trump the starfish