• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    he always looks like a little kid that was put into a machine that prematurely ages you and makes you out of shape. like he's gonna just keel over from some some kind of thyroid or gland thing that used to only happen to inbred kings who ingested nothing except buttermilk and sweetened meats while laying in a giant bed for 30 years.

    you know how when infants barf/spit up, it's like they don't really notice. their just sitting there and then a bunch of white fluid falls out of their mouth onto their onesie, and they just keep on making the same face, doing what they were doing.

    i feel like JD is gonna do that.

        • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
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          5 months ago

          Maybe he put a fleshlight in the cushions. Maybe he's pan sexual. Whatever the conditions I'm sure it was mutual consent and of age.....libertarian-alert

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      5 months ago

      The couchussy is facing the world, his cock is facing another slimmy man

        • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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          edit-2
          5 months ago

          https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/green-line-test-dont-lean-in

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          5 months ago

          I want you to know english is not my native language. I had to learn it through many years of (not that much tbh) effort and discipline

          And I used this knowledge to write that disgusting fucking garbage you read.

          It makes me feel like the NASA nerd who used the Mars robot to draw a dick and balls.

          It makes me feel like Walter White getting a PhD on how to make even more harmful fentanyl