the debate: biden suffers massive stroke, trump audibly loses bowel control

dems: both candidates did well! get out there and vote your opinion!

repubs: trump declared unanimous debate winner after bidens eye explodes again, leading to the apparant cascade of health issues culminating in biden flopping around on the floor stammering "uhh un uh shoot them in the in the give us a kiss prett girl hrnk" for five straight minutes. trump was seen dabbing so hard maga

me: laughing because we are all going to die