I assume he's quoting someone here? Or did Biden actually drop the hard R and I'm only hearing about it now?
yeah he's reading a quote. but still. it's like "get an n-word pass with one neat trick"
I predict an absolute milquetoast snorefest where the takeaways will revolve around who had better posture and said "um" less frequently.
the debate: biden suffers massive stroke, trump audibly loses bowel control
dems: both candidates did well! get out there and vote your opinion!
repubs: trump declared unanimous debate winner after bidens eye explodes again, leading to the apparant cascade of health issues culminating in biden flopping around on the floor stammering "uhh un uh shoot them in the in the give us a kiss prett girl hrnk" for five straight minutes. trump was seen dabbing so hard maga
me: laughing because we are all going to die
by definition. Trump lost the debates, and badly. Id have to go back without my lib brain, but if you only watched the debates and didnt know anything else about politics, Hillary was the winner. But the media can't just call strikes like that, so they have to flatten everything and talk about what they both did right and what they both did wrong, otherwise it seems like they have an opinion. even if they did that for an hour or something, it all goes down the memory hole and we start fresh the next morning, both equal and reasonable choices. otherwise why watch the CNN coverage for the next 60 days?
I'm reminded of this bizarre blacklist episode where a woman forcibly transplants uterus into conservative men then impregnates them.
Nah, he forces a strap-on onto Ivanka and rides her on stage while cheefing the crack pipe.
> "We have a debate at home."
>"SONS DEBATE, SONS DEBATE!"
>*Pulls up to the Son's Debate as Chapo.chat cheers* *Kills Hunter Biden (in Minecraft) and goes to the actual debates*
I assumed he was smoking Hunter himself. Pretty metal, if you ask me.
i'll have you know that pipe was a gift from the organisation of Ukrainian nationalists
“Hey Jack, c’mere and show your pop how to use this here ol’ crack thingamajig. Joe’s gotta take the garbage to the curb tonight.”
I will continue my proud tradition of not watching any debates, ever.
Yes, but have you considered that most of it will be super boring, and if anything interesting happens, helpful people will make nice little clips for me to watch so I don't have to torture myself with the whole thing?
ima play spelunky 2 and watch the debates at the same time this is what gaming can do
See, I'm not a gamer unless you count board games and the one PC game from the 90s I still play very occasionally while listening to recorded books or podcasts.
I watched literally every debate of the primary and it broke my brain. Definitely learned my lesson and not watch any more. Surely.
Learn from me and preserve your brain by letting other people troll through the mess for the funny bits.
either Ben has never seen a can of Red Bull, or he's saying Biden loves the cranberry RED edition
I am looking forward to it so much, please let these two old idiots have their brains melt for our amusement
Ben likes to play like he's a man of the people buy he hasn't had a canned beverage since 1973
Yeah, they're both gonna hopped up on uppers to last the 2 hours.
Honestly, who doesn't label their meth... needles?
And wtf is with those ringpulls? Is this the past?
You can shoot meth.
But why would you when you have a personalized pipe engraved with your first name?
