if the author isn't an egg, she could very well be a cis butch, but either way the whole thing smacks of gender
Naah, no way. Couldn't be. These are just totally straight dude feelings.
Nothing about that statement was meant to be taken seriously. It is dripping in sarcasm.
*cis, trans people (including eggs) can be straight
straight dude feelings.
Okie. How is my joke now?
Sure. Straightness really doesn't have anything to do with this, but the dude part gives "totally cis" vibes.
Yeah, I was referring to the post I was replying to asking "if this was an egg." Working off the assumption that who ever wrote the op is an amab egg. Not a generalized statement. Doin a bit over here.
I know. You're just missing the mark by including the word straight, which is pretty irrelevant to being trans or not. If the post seems eggy, that's one thing, but nothing in it really speaks to sexuality on top of gender.
Ok, how should I have worded the silly joke I was trying to make??
I've already said what:
Naah, no way. Couldn't be. These are just totally
straightcis dude feelings.
NEED a constantly uniformed stasi gf with freckles and short light brown hair who tracks how long I take to make dinner as an indicator of disloyalty to the SED
My stasi gf keeps me on my toes by rearranging my furniture while I’m gone
my own personal struggle session of trying not to sexualize women while i drool over pictures of Roza Yegorovna Shanina