• booty [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Final Fantasy worlds are fine despite there being bloodthirsty monsters behind every blade of grass because in that universe you can just pick up your sportsball or your favorite plushie and fuckin beat them to death with it, regular ass dudes are OP lmao

    • Ildsaye [they/them]
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      edit-2
      5 months ago

      Oh yeah, if you have pluck and your hate is pure, you can just join up with the first roving band of mostly young people with outstanding hair you come across. You'll be strong enough to defeat God within a year.